Why do all my crushes live so far awaaayy??

Find new crushes closer to you :p

Sameeeesss, mine is on the other side of the world 😡

safer that way

Tell me about it
Still waiting for the hot neighbor next door -- never happens

Because that distance makes them more difficult to get and that's a huge driving force.

It's just life giving us the middle finger

That's how it goes. The compatible ones are usually far away.

Don't get mad at me. Find them offline

That's usually how it goes.