Tell me do you think this letter hits the mark?
Sweetest @Selah
It is with insufferable sadness that I write to you today. However, it must be done I cannot keep doing this. And by "this" I mean us the relationship we have had these past 6 and a half months. A relationship you have been completely unaware of. You see, I have been aggressively secretly stalking you. And have even been so bold as to break into you house on numerous occasions. Hence the placement of this letter atop freshly washed undergarments and clothes that earlier today were still unwashed. If I were to say that I wouldn't rather have continued to stalk you for eternity then write this letter it would be a lie. However, I feel that by continuing down that path is bad for both of us, and especially my heart in the long run. No I will take this pain now if it will make this right. To do that I must explain to why all of this started.
It was warm spring day when I first saw you. Riding your blue cruiser effortlessly down the street, a cocky smile on your face. Your dark straight hair blowing behind you like a mysterious wave. Your beautiful legs, and their delicious thighs peddling you ever forward. Oh how I wanted to be between those thighs right then, I still do. Your skin so radiant and chocolatey, how I drooled for a moment completely dazed. It was after you were passing out of my site range that I knew what I needed to do. I hopped in my car and followed you home, it wouldn't be the last time. As I road the thoughts of you were driving me absolutely wild. My free hand just couldn't hold back, so by the time you got home I had made a bit of a mess.
I remember the first time I hid in the bushes behind your house breathing heavily. You were tearing apart a turkey sandwich like an industrial wood chipper destroys old stumps. You looked like a hungry lioness and I wanted to be your soon to be dead zebra. Never has watching someone eat made me so moist, couldn't help myself in that bush. It wouldn't be the last time either, that bush and I have become good friends. I remember those times I dug through your trash to steal the underwear you tossed away out of them. I wear them over my face like a mask sometimes night while rubbing pineapple juice everywhere. I must apologize for stealing 12 of your socks and one of your hair brushes, but the first time I broke into your house I needed souvenirs. That and for sniffing your wrists while you slept on a number of occasions. There are so many stories I can share, but they will have to wait as I have some pressing news to share still.
I wrote you a poem I hope you like it, it's called Beastly Heart.
I hope you liked it because there's more, but we'll have plenty of time for that. You see when I decided I would stop stalking you, I decided that I was going to kidnap you. But more than that I was going to propose and then marry in the traditional way of my people. Bludgeoning a taxi driver with a sack of yams while yodeling hotline bling. Before using rubber cement to said driver's knees together. As you've been reading I've been slowly filling this room with a mild toxin that will be putting you to sleep in the next 30 seconds. I'm sure you suddenly realize how heavy your body is. I can't wait to see you later tonight.
With disturbing and twisted effection,
Sona 💋🍍
It is with insufferable sadness that I write to you today. However, it must be done I cannot keep doing this. And by "this" I mean us the relationship we have had these past 6 and a half months. A relationship you have been completely unaware of. You see, I have been aggressively secretly stalking you. And have even been so bold as to break into you house on numerous occasions. Hence the placement of this letter atop freshly washed undergarments and clothes that earlier today were still unwashed. If I were to say that I wouldn't rather have continued to stalk you for eternity then write this letter it would be a lie. However, I feel that by continuing down that path is bad for both of us, and especially my heart in the long run. No I will take this pain now if it will make this right. To do that I must explain to why all of this started.
It was warm spring day when I first saw you. Riding your blue cruiser effortlessly down the street, a cocky smile on your face. Your dark straight hair blowing behind you like a mysterious wave. Your beautiful legs, and their delicious thighs peddling you ever forward. Oh how I wanted to be between those thighs right then, I still do. Your skin so radiant and chocolatey, how I drooled for a moment completely dazed. It was after you were passing out of my site range that I knew what I needed to do. I hopped in my car and followed you home, it wouldn't be the last time. As I road the thoughts of you were driving me absolutely wild. My free hand just couldn't hold back, so by the time you got home I had made a bit of a mess.
I remember the first time I hid in the bushes behind your house breathing heavily. You were tearing apart a turkey sandwich like an industrial wood chipper destroys old stumps. You looked like a hungry lioness and I wanted to be your soon to be dead zebra. Never has watching someone eat made me so moist, couldn't help myself in that bush. It wouldn't be the last time either, that bush and I have become good friends. I remember those times I dug through your trash to steal the underwear you tossed away out of them. I wear them over my face like a mask sometimes night while rubbing pineapple juice everywhere. I must apologize for stealing 12 of your socks and one of your hair brushes, but the first time I broke into your house I needed souvenirs. That and for sniffing your wrists while you slept on a number of occasions. There are so many stories I can share, but they will have to wait as I have some pressing news to share still.
I wrote you a poem I hope you like it, it's called Beastly Heart.
Faster than fast, my heart beats for thee
Faster than fast, you cruise by me
Such a glimpse of beauty brings trouble to my heart
Especially when you're quickly making us part
Try as I might to tame this saucy fluttering beast
My heart presses on, too strong to be anything but free
On this buffet of infatuation it eagerly feasts
Who would have thought a heart could be so beastly
As I ride this wave of feelings completely unabashed
My hearts fluttering seemed to have only increased
It's such a perfectionist, with reality it will clash
Fall to earth it shall, but only to not break at least
Faster than fast, you cruise by me
Such a glimpse of beauty brings trouble to my heart
Especially when you're quickly making us part
Try as I might to tame this saucy fluttering beast
My heart presses on, too strong to be anything but free
On this buffet of infatuation it eagerly feasts
Who would have thought a heart could be so beastly
As I ride this wave of feelings completely unabashed
My hearts fluttering seemed to have only increased
It's such a perfectionist, with reality it will clash
Fall to earth it shall, but only to not break at least
I hope you liked it because there's more, but we'll have plenty of time for that. You see when I decided I would stop stalking you, I decided that I was going to kidnap you. But more than that I was going to propose and then marry in the traditional way of my people. Bludgeoning a taxi driver with a sack of yams while yodeling hotline bling. Before using rubber cement to said driver's knees together. As you've been reading I've been slowly filling this room with a mild toxin that will be putting you to sleep in the next 30 seconds. I'm sure you suddenly realize how heavy your body is. I can't wait to see you later tonight.
With disturbing and twisted effection,
Sona 💋🍍
