Have you ever been with someone where nothing you do is ever good enough?

@Crazywaterspring I know someone who won $10 million in the Lotto

Was interviewed and asked what he was going to spend it on

Said he really wanted a Harley

Wife: "oh no you're not! You're not twenty you know - no matter how much you try and pretend...."

Harleys are rabbit fur. At mink prices.@SW-User

@Vetrov maybe, but is a mink still a mink when you're a fat cat?

.........heatwave down here @SW-User

@SW-User The moment I read your post l got an email congratulating me on my lottery win...

@Vetrov are we celebrating or was it the Zimbawean lottery your dead uncle subscribed you to - which you can claim if you provide proof of identity and your bank account details?

No the real deal.@SW-User

I have 65 billion Zimbabwe dollars on the mantelpiece @SW-User

@Vetrov how much? ☔️

Hi Anthony, Congratulations on your win in Oz Lotto!

Prize Won: $16.25
Entry: 4 games
Draw No/Date: #1240 on 21 Nov 2017
Ticket Number: 01 063466 50818

@Vetrov it is my lucky birthday Mojo. It's not as strong as it would have been 20 years ago unfortunately

Thats right!@SW-User

@Vetrov why are we up?

In meltdown @SW-User