Tell me a secret??

👀 I am you from a parallel universe

Some days I wish I were famous.

I found a closed bag of skittles in the garbage can when I was throwing my dogs poop away... I wanted to eat it 😂

It's not actually Friday 😉
Just a figment of our imagination

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I like spicy food.......but I hate peppers.

I once had sex with a famous female celebrity and she thought I didn't know who she was!

My username is very descriptive of my manhood. Kinda embarrassed when it is figured out.

If I wrote it out here, it would not be a secret any more

Trump and Obama used to be fuck buddies.

trump was cucked by michelle obama.