So what is the correct answer to " Do you think this dress makes me look fat?"

"No, your ass does."

FindingHerWay saying "No, your ass does." takes a lot of balls! Besides, a guy won't say that because he won't be getting any for a long, long time.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Say yes for God's Sake Man!

@Horace...it's the reply I always give when a chick friend asks me something stupid like that. Know where I heard it? A guy friend told his girlfriend that when she asked him if her ass looked fat in the jeans she was trying on. She broke up with him (It was the last straw for her and him).

I should have included the disclaimer "Use at your own risk."

mrsgearhead4... I wish Ide thought of that!

My response usually is,"Baby, you look fatter than a government check on the first Tuesday of the month!"

But SuperCute, a guy can never say yes to this question. Not if he wants to get any in the next 12 months.

SuperCute - ah yes, the 'ol "buy your way out of a jam" ploy...works every time.

If they ask ,say it as you see it ,they will thank you in the long run

FindingHerWay...that's why a guy must lie in this case.

The correct answer is 'Yes- so here's $200 for a new one'

i havent laughed this hard in a while... great answers!

hehehe... "did I stutter when I asked that, lieutenant!?"

[image deleted]
Just back away slowly and don't make eye contact

supercute... lol... the sofa and out 200 bucks too?

Just say it looks delicious 😆🙃

You could always try honesty:

Exactly Dane. so here's the answer:
[image deleted]

You can borrow it 😆

hahaha... killed!

Just be honest

hahaha

hahaha...

No answer is good. Pray for lightning to strike.