So what is the correct answer to " Do you think this dress makes me look fat?"

mrsgearhead4... I wish Ide thought of that!

But SuperCute, a guy can never say yes to this question. Not if he wants to get any in the next 12 months.

The correct answer is 'Yes- so here's $200 for a new one'

i havent laughed this hard in a while... great answers!

If they ask ,say it as you see it ,they will thank you in the long run

SuperCute - ah yes, the 'ol "buy your way out of a jam" ploy...works every time.

Exactly Dane. so here's the answer:

hehehe... "did I stutter when I asked that, lieutenant!?"

supercute... lol... the sofa and out 200 bucks too?

You could always try honesty:

Just say it looks delicious 😆🙃

FindingHerWay...that's why a guy must lie in this case.

hahaha

hahaha...

You can borrow it 😆

Just be honest

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Say yes for God's Sake Man!

"No, your ass does."

Just back away slowly and don't make eye contact

My response usually is,"Baby, you look fatter than a government check on the first Tuesday of the month!"

FindingHerWay saying "No, your ass does." takes a lot of balls! Besides, a guy won't say that because he won't be getting any for a long, long time.

@Horace...it's the reply I always give when a chick friend asks me something stupid like that. Know where I heard it? A guy friend told his girlfriend that when she asked him if her ass looked fat in the jeans she was trying on. She broke up with him (It was the last straw for her and him).

I should have included the disclaimer "Use at your own risk."

hahaha... killed!

No answer is good. Pray for lightning to strike.