Please flirt with me, it annoys my stalker :)

@dumpstermeow OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP

@dumpstermeow it's not how it looks...they belong to @GermanAf I swear!

@SW-User Well thanks for telling everyone 🙄

@SW-User I'll tell everyone you had to take them off bc you got scared at dumpstermeows driving..if you like?

@SW-User @SW-User it's hard to tell whose panties are whose after last night 😳

@SW-User I'll tell everyone about your weird looking nipple!

@dumpstermeow You left me in the trunk 😥

@ThatOneMan That was you?! D:

@ThatOneMan oh fuck! Sorry.

@SW-User Yes it was, it was crowded, painful, and reeked of baby oil

@ThatOneMan *stuffs germanaf's panties in your mouth*

@dumpstermeow MIXED FEELINGS

@SW-User you love my weird nipple

@ThatOneMan we promise to let you out next time...

@SW-User Good, cause I want to get in on the fun... I can be quite wild~

@SW-User Only because it looks so much like John Travolta.
@ThatOneMan I dunno if you remember, but at around 4AM something might have struck you in the back a few times. It was an accident, and I promise it won't happen again. You should probably get checked for STD's though.

@dumpstermeow I vote no panties next time, saves confusion

@ThatOneMan I approve

@SW-User agreed

@SW-User you almost had my eye out

@SW-User That seems like a sound decision.

@SW-User But the question is... Who will be my pet on the leash~? ...I say it'll be dumpstermeow 😏

@ThatOneMan do I look like I'm leash trained? Get back in the trunk! 😡

@dumpstermeow You aren't yet mistress, but give me time :P

@dumpstermeow I thought it was my turn for trunk duty