I have a crush

It’s been a while since I’ve felt any stirring of romantic emotion.

He sent me his clean bill of STD health yesterday.

I liked him a lot before. Now I’m crushing hard.

I don’t want to give anyone that power again. I just wanted “fun, casual dates”

Whyyyy

Now I’m looking at my phone and telepathically willing him to text me instead of my specialty of not giving one speck of a fuck

I really thought I had it all locked down.

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eMortal · M

I hope the passion stays on. Usually when someone ask for a bill of STD even if it is clean and presented, romance dies.

Fallflower · 46-50, F

@eMortal no way, really?! this has happened to you?

eMortal · M

@Fallflower Did you send him your own bill of STD? Let me guess, he never asked. That thought right is the bad seed that will grow in him, bit by bit. If I were you I would volunteer my own bill of STD.

Fallflower · 46-50, F

@eMortal oh I sent it immediately. he didn’t ask.

Fallflower · 46-50, F

@eMortal to be clear I didn’t ask for his either. we talked about it, yes, but i didn’t ask him to send me his results.