humor very dark..be warned::A wife desperately tries to prove to her husband her illicit affair is over.

He'd already forgiven her, but still hadn’t spoken to her in days. The only thing she could think of, is that he must still not trust her...

In a last ditch attempt to convince him, she cut her ex-lover’s obituary out of the newspaper. Her affair ended long before the accident, but she thought this would ease her husband’s mind once and for all.

“You see.” she told him. “He was struck by a drunk driver.”

Her husband smiled and replied, “I wasn’t drunk.”