Yup, you’ve been informed. 😘

Signed, that Australian lady with the mushrooms.

oh man .. my hub keeps singing henry the 8th

*strikes off kitchen knives from the wedding gift registry 😬

That's perfect

Dear Husband,
You can choose the manner by which that would come true for me:
1. 🔨
2. 🪚
3. ⛓
4. 🧨
5. 🥃

I saw nothin, chipper clean

Jesus Christ! I don't want to get on your bad side!

*backs away slowly*

😳