How are the wife and kids?

“Barely pretends to care as I take a golf swing*

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Straylight · 31-35, F

Locked up in a South American prison. I got myself smuggled out, but the guy was really screwing me on a package deal so I left them.
Nice swing. Looks like you’ve been working on your long game.

ShepherdBard · 36-40, M

@Straylight I realized that if I switched to a *whafever* iron it actually makes more sense when the temperature is below 85 because *yaps on and never mentions your family again*