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My wife is out tonight with her old Uni mates. That means she’s going to be sick outside our house at 3am and I’m going to get molested.

What a fantastic time to be alive. Valentine’s Day has nothing on this.
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Sounds more like she will be passed out and you will be the molester.
AdmiralPrune · 41-45, M
@MisterBander Not traditionally but Im easy either way