Why AI is better than my wife

AI answers immediately
AI is available at 3am
AI never says “we need to talk”
AI listens to what I am saying
AI never says “fine” when it’s clearly not fine
AI doesn’t bring up something I did in 2014 during an unrelated discussion
AI lets me explain myself without interrupting
AI just assumes I had a reason
AI forgets my mistakes instantly
AI makes me feel smart
AI doesn't care about my tone
AI gives feedback politely
AI doesn’t know when I’m lying to myself
AI doesn’t look at me and say nothing
AI is letting me finish
AI assumes I am competent
AI never says: “Are you seriously saying this out loud?”
AI doesn’t sigh
AI doesn’t close the laptop slowly
AI never goes quiet
AI gives solutions