Have you ever ditched a date while on it?

Yes but not because of her. I gambled on a fart a few days after getting over stomach flu. Disaster. We were walking down the street and I tried to say I was sorry and that I needed to attend to a family matter. It was dripping onto my shoe at this point. I just turned and ran away. I managed to find a public toilet and sat in there crying and sharting loudly and uncontrollably.