Fellas, if your wife complains that it's cold in the house, tell her she'll warm up fast if she did some housework

Years ago, I told her that she would warm up if she brought in more wood for the fireplace. It's amazing how much a piece of kindling can hurt.

I'm not falling for that again

No... I do not want the job as your food taster....😷

Lol.....
Why not warm her up in bed?

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