I would probably respond: "That's no way to talk about your mother"

but if you're asking whether I would volunteer to take out the trash... that depends...
was she putting on her coat in front of me intentionally so as to send a hint? then yes I would volunteer to take it out.

I think I speak for many men by saying that - if you want the trash taken out, just ask.
and no need to keep reminding us every few hours or over the course of the next few days... we will get to it.
eventually.
maybe.

now can we change the subject please.
us men don't enjoy all this trash talking.

Thank her.

I bet i know

You take it for her

I would offer to do it.

I’d take it out for her

I should say "Thank you, Dear."?

(This Is To Honor The Great Cheech & Chong Comedy Team)

HumanEarth: "When you get back, we can celebrate your heroic trash mission!"

DarkWishes: "Yeah, let’s roll one up and toast to your bravery! Because nothing says ‘I tackled garbage’ like some good vibes!

I put on my coat and let her take me out

If it's her turn she does it if it's my turn tell her I will do it

"Don't slip, it's been snowing". 😅

when i run the trash to the curb ngl i don't put on a jacket and sometimes i don't even put on shoes 💀

you run to the garbage can. get your whisky bottle out.

You bang.