One time I bought wine for a lady and then couldn't open it

She took it from me to help and figured out that I was trying to use a cork screw to open a twist-off cap. And yes I even penetrated the cap and still couldn't figure it out.

That was the same lady who stole my coat.

But not the same lady who stole my car.

My dating life.

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Nightwings · 31-35, F

Wait what, a lady stole your coat, and another lady stole your car? 😨

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Nightwings I'll find the story for you eventually, it was years ago.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Nightwings https://similarworlds.com/life/3675687-This-may-have-been-the-coolest-job-I-ever-had-but

Nightwings · 31-35, F

@SinlessOnslaught Lmao that was sooo funny, omg. Poor you. I wonder what became of her. 👀

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Nightwings She had dreams of making a reality TV show, I have yet to see her anywhere on TV.