Misery… I don’t want the company.

Compliment them after every complaint saying, "thats nice".

Been there and most of the co-workers just shunned him.

That's my story with dad, however when he's in a good mood, it's just as bad as he talks about religious things 😣

I'm here for you when you need ☺

Well ya know, one way to help them stop moping is to mock their misery.

Like this - say they ask what happened at your job. You could say -

"...Oh just someone at work with relationship issues. Although you wouldn't understand because you are still single". and then laugh like hooooo he he ha ha hu hu....

My ex wife was that way

That really is

Agrees. So why are you?

Their shit luck just leaves more good luck for me.

Go Eeyore!

Yep