If we’re in a relationship and you come home smelling like onion rings.. get ready for war !

That tells me you have trust issues and we would not be couple for very much longer. Just calling it like I see it

Ok! What if he was smelling of onions and garlic both? 😈

umm...wat...i don't see a problem here, except for you being upset about a random smell

It would be a fried onion ring batter cologne!

Im always ready for war

Well if you'd just learn to make them we could have them fresh

Calm down.. and go fetch us both some more onion rings..

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