Would you rather a wife who cheats, or is a terrible cook, worst ever?

Would you rather have a wife who occasionally cheats on you, say once or twice a year and uses protection but is a good cook, or one who loves you very much and is passionate for you, woukd never cheat, but insists on cooking for you EVERY NIGHT, but is just terrible at it, the worst ever, and cries horribly everytime you even hint she messed up. So bad, if she bakes a cookie, it looks like a burnt hot dog. And she expects you to eat what she cooks everynight, and sits opposite of the table of you watching you chew and swallow, while asking you about your day, and somehow never learned anything from all the cook books and cooking videos you bought her?

Which would you choose?