A man placed a Classified ad "Wife Wanted"
The next day he received a thousand responses all saying the same thing: "You can have mine."
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@Wol62 No worries
If an opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
We owe a lot to Edison, if it wasn't for him, we would be watching TV by candlelight.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
If an opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
We owe a lot to Edison, if it wasn't for him, we would be watching TV by candlelight.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong