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A man placed a Classified ad "Wife Wanted"

The next day he received a thousand responses all saying the same thing: "You can have mine."
Northwest · M
Did you find a 1940's Milton Berle one-liners book?
Northwest · M
@Wol62 No worries

If an opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

We owe a lot to Edison, if it wasn't for him, we would be watching TV by candlelight.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
Thomas52 · 70-79, M
@Northwest See? Recycling need not be boring. 🤣
Longleggedlady · 31-35, F
@Northwest No not at all but it is a classic in many forms I was just trying to make people lighten up and laugh on here for a change it has gotten kind of boring and full of dull doom and gloom lately
I know this is a joke and therefore factually incorrect simply because the number would be much much higher
Pretzel · 61-69, M
Reminds me of the old comedian

"Take my wife....please"
Nebula · 41-45, F
Hahahaha, terrible
Magnolia21 · 18-21, F
Work smarter, not harder.
Smoothsailing121 · 26-30, M
Are men that bad

 
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