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Northwest · M
Did you find a 1940's Milton Berle one-liners book?
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Northwest · M
@Wol62 No worries
If an opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
We owe a lot to Edison, if it wasn't for him, we would be watching TV by candlelight.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
If an opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
We owe a lot to Edison, if it wasn't for him, we would be watching TV by candlelight.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
Longleggedlady · 31-35, F
@Northwest No not at all but it is a classic in many forms I was just trying to make people lighten up and laugh on here for a change it has gotten kind of boring and full of dull doom and gloom lately
I know this is a joke and therefore factually incorrect simply because the number would be much much higher
Pretzel · 61-69, M
Reminds me of the old comedian
"Take my wife....please"
"Take my wife....please"
Nebula · 41-45, F
Hahahaha, terrible
Magnolia21 · 22-25, F
Work smarter, not harder.
Smoothsailing121 · 26-30, M
Are men that bad
TeirdalinFirefall · 31-35, M
Ha
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