Would you be turned off by a beautiful woman who was also nasty?

@CaptainKirk Gassy, burping all the time

@WendyLopez43 oh not at all then, that stuffs always funny

@CaptainKirk No shame either, just laughs it off and enjoys it.

@WendyLopez43 who are we talking about? She sounds fun

@CaptainKirk Me and also my friend.

@WendyLopez43 I like girls who just let it out, it’s refreshing when they don’t feel embarrassed by normal bodily functions

@CaptainKirk Just recently I farted in our pool and laughed about it and then my husband did the same.

@WendyLopez43 I don’t want to live in a world where farts aren’t funny, farting in a pool is even better

@CaptainKirk I also wouldn't mind taking a mud bath.

@WendyLopez43 isn’t that just like sitting in a big puddle?

@CaptainKirk yeah, sounds fun.

@WendyLopez43 think of the noise if you farted in that 😂

@CaptainKirk I probably would too haha.

@WendyLopez43 what do you do in a mud bath, Just sit there?

@CaptainKirk that and if I can get my husband to join, make out.