Can someone on here catfish as a hot, muscular, financially stable, hunk of meat?

Be good at conversation, fall for me, and spend hours building our relationship just so that I can break up with your ass for cheating on me with some other bitch.

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DunningKruger · 61-69, M

Hello, Menace. I'm Bram from Cape Town. I work in my family's financial management firm as a VP of New Projects when I'm not participating in ultramarathons and Iron Man competitions. I think we have a lot in common and I would like to get to know you better, if that's acceptable to you.

menace · 22-25, F

@DunningKruger helloooo

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

@menace Do you mind if I pump iron while we video chat? I like to multitask, as I believe it keeps my mind sharp and helps focus my concentration on whatever subject you care to discuss. Let me just take my shirt off.

menace · 22-25, F

@DunningKruger haha not at all

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

@menace I just feel myself overwhelmed by your beauty and intelligence. Please excuse me as I take off my shorts and use both hands to manipulate my massive penis while gazing lovingly into your eyes.