Save money, time, and heartache on a divorce .

Forty percent of marriages end in divorce but that means that sixty percent end in death!

It's a very bad joke when no one knows it's a joke. 🤦‍♂️

Less stressful too.
Sad, eh?

Just use the service of an escort - cheaper in the long run and you do not have to love her


Sad sad

Or just don't get married ...you can still love them and not marry them ...hell ..you don't even have to live together

Yup. That’s how it always ends why not directly get there! Peace of mind! 🤣

Ah c’mon we’re not all like that! 😨

Just be a renter and pay monthly rent.

But will she make you a sandwich?

Did that backwards. No, wait, I GOT THE HOUSE. SUCK IT, JEN!

What about love?

I would like that very much! Ahahahahahaha!!!