I am sleeping on the bed with my boyfriend and I just farted Someone come free me from this...

It's no big deal. It would be more of a concern if you weren't passing gas. He passes gas too. There is a product called "Beano" that helps if you anticipate being in a social situation and having gas problems. Most all supermarkets carry Beano.

bugeye · 26-30, F

never show fear. wake him up n tell him a challenge has been issued.

Rutterman · 46-50, M

It happens. I can't see any reasonable person making an issue out of it.

Tonydang · M

Hearing it probably isn’t the problem if he smells it that could be bad 😂

BalladOfADeadSoulja

I’m sure if he was a decent guy he wouldn’t mind, and probably have a laugh with you lol. Everyone does it.

Pretzel · 70-79, M

I would high five you and love you just a little more!

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spjennifer · 61-69, T

It's Dutch oven time! 🤪

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

Farting is a necessary body function but it can be embarrassing if done at the wrong time.

7 Reasons Why You’re Farting All the Damn Time
https://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/a19922554/reasons-for-farting/

justanothername · 51-55, M

You wouldn’t be the first person to fart in bed. :)

carpediem · 61-69, M

That’ll cost you. Better make him and offer he’d be crazy to refuse.

justanothername · 51-55, M

When your boyfriend does it when you are giving him a bj it’s known as a “Dutch oven”

DownTheStreet · 56-60, M

He’s pretty much inferred that as permission to fart anytime, anywhere, anyhow and as loud and pungent as possible

REMsleep · 41-45, F

Everyone farts. You get over it quickly but at your age yea I know it probably feels terrible. If he says anything just tell him that he farts in his sleep and you never wanted to tell him.

Theyitis · 36-40, M

Are you naked?

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

Bottle it up and tell him to breathe it in deep

SW-User

Girls fart more then guys do lol

kittee · 22-25

start to rub his c**k, he wont care

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F