Keller School District in Texas has pulled 41 books off their shelves for review, including the BIBLE and the illustrated Diary of Anne Frank:

Remaining on the shelves is Gender Queer, a sexually explicit book with illustrations of man boy love.

If the BIBLE flunks the review, it will no longer be possible to check it out of the library. It will become what is called a REFERENCE BOOK and will have to remain on library premises at all times.