Do you like limericks?

There once was a lady from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

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bijouxbroussard · F

A fellow, whilst dining at Crewe
found quite a large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
and wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one, too !"