It's not easy to cut through a human head with a hacksaw... My favourite first line from a...

Convivial · 26-30, F

I'll stick with the classics if you don't mind ...
It was the best of times
It was the worst of times

Lugwho · 56-60, M

"It was the day my grandmother exploded"

From The Crow Road by Iain Banks

KlovneVerden · 41-45, M

"He was walking through a forest of dead ferns when he came upon the airplane."🦖🏞

DrWatson · 70-79, M

I probably can't say I have one favorite, but here is one that comes to mind:

"It began with my father not wanting to see the Last Rabbit, and ended up with me being eaten by a carnivorous plant." - Jasper Fforde, Shades of Grey.

JohnnySpot · 56-60, M

Biagio Buonaccorsi had a busy day He was tired, but being a man of methodical habit before going to bed made a note in his diary. It was brief: "The City sent a man to Imola to the Duke." Perhaps because he thought it of no importance he did not mention the man's name: it was Machiavelli. The Duke was Caesar Borgia.

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

That's why I always use a 6" chain saw.

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

Damned if he isnt right...😷

Monday40 · 51-55, F

Ted undy decapitated one of his victims.

Northwest · M

Ask the Saudis.

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