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@MrSmooTh I can't just roam around with a grin on my face, biting strangers, Mr Smooth. One must reel them in with my persuasive manner before letting my teeth get any action.

@JosephineFox So it's not considered a rare privilege to be bitten by you?

I'm exceptionally picky. But don't tell anyone, I have a reputation to maintain.

@JosephineFox These are hard times for sharp teeth. Quality flesh is hard to come by.

If it was easy to obtain, then it wouldn't be worth having..

@JosephineFox Some of the best things in life are easy to obtain though

Like cheesecake?

And literature?

And delightfully educated, rather smooth gents?

Exactly

Are you declaring yourself easy to obtain? Asking for a friend.. that looks very similar to me.

@JosephineFox Im never just one thing.

I've noticed.

@JosephineFox Finally someone does

Pfft, many ladies have noticed, I have no doubt.

@JosephineFox I guess

You know.

@JosephineFox Im actually oblivious to a lot going on around me.

Thank goodness. I'd hate for you to notice that I'm stalking you..

@JosephineFox lol like I've never been stalked before

Then you're a pro, so this shouldn't be painful.

@JosephineFox possibly even pleasurable

Not when it's a daily occurrence for you. Tiresome I would imagine.

@JosephineFox I'm always bored so its a nice twist.

Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves - Nietzsche..