My mate's twin brother is one weird little man

Kind of like this Danny DeVito creep sitting opposite strange women and staring at them until they acknowledge he's strange 🤔

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eyeno · M

I dont understand why people do that. Alot of women do that to me.
I mean just come over and say hello or can i have a hug, anything...,

Guess I'm weird...,

DrScissorhands

@eyeno It's your cocktail of pheromones

eyeno · M

@DrScissorhands must be..., IDK?

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

Women don't find that hot? 🤔 Might have to change my game up a bit

DrScissorhands

@ChiefJustWalks You're asking the wrong gal (me thinks)

itsok · 31-35, F

is your mate Arnold Schwarzenegger?

DrScissorhands

@itsok His younger yodeling brother

empanadas · 31-35, M

In the USA, your mate means someone you exchange body fluids.

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@empanadas facts but we know what he means.. I think lol

DrScissorhands

@empanadas Australia too (Sometimes)

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