I Have Something to Say

Things to ask your proctologists:

1. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

2. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married

3. Can you atleast pull my hair if you're gonna do that?

4. Don't we need to dinner and date first?

5. Now I know how a Muppet feels

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