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We tried, but you couldn't tell us how many fingers she was holding up! And of course i let her win at darts!

Lol I know but I've decided to change my name anyway. Say hello to boyonce!!

Well i can deal with that better than Kevin!

Hahaha I agree with @callme 😂 With that name you'll have to learn to twerk for us 🙃

Haha it is Amy! And nice thinking! Nice alibi! That Sahara was hot! Really! So i figured I'd take it easy on my poor gazelle!

Haha! I'm still confused though A7xqueen what happened to the other 2 stuffed crust pizzas we ordered?

Lol sure you did Amy! It's ok, girls get taught how to throw darts over here at a very young age. It's a form of Scottish martial arts.

I think we'll take that as a firm "NO" then 😤

He probably overheated and collapse 😎 We have that effect on guys lol

Boyonce how many fingers is A7xqueen holding up?

Hurry! Delete everything that traces us back to him!

😂😂Btw that pizza comment is worth a slap 😤

Now we scared him again A7xqueen!

Gee thanks girls! Nice to know you have your priorities in order. I could of died and yous are away gallivanting around the Sahara on, gazelles? And playing darts with a couple of hobo's? The police would never of believed that! Two hobo's called Goerge? And Jenna only eating half a pizza? It's a mad fantasy!! Just sheer madness..

Well I could but due to my current kidney infection it'll be a very very fragile twerk. And it'll probably just be the one tweek, if you will.

Oh I'm bringing sexah back!!

Well he's the one bringing sexah back. I was only trying to offer encouragement!Sheesh!🤓

I keep forgetting about that 😔 You need a couple of nurse goddesses to nurse you back to twerking shape lol 😁😘

@callme 😂😂😂😂🤒🤒

Oh god oh god oh god we need an alibi..we were racing gazelles in the Sahara (I won) and then we went to donimo's and ordered 3 stuff crusts..I only ate half of one but you ate the rest, I tried to talk you out of it but you were in a food rage. Then we played darts with two hobo's named Goerge and...fuck it they were both called Goerge. Then we went home to our own countries..😁 I think we could get away with this Amy (is your name Amy btw lol)

🤔 there's nothing sexier than a kidney infection! 😕

He's gone..maybe we have killed him 😨 Quick delete our accounts..I'm not going down for this 😧 Women prison isn't as fun it looks in orange is the new black 😢

Haha @callme you know what happened to them..you greedy bitch 😂😋 Tbh that would never of happened in real life...pizza loves being in my belly too much for me to deny it that privilege 😂

....what...? The fuck are you talking about...? :P