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You get fraud companies, telephone people coming up as a "private number"on your mobile. I just got one there...She introduced herself, her company and said i hear you've been in a serious car accident!!...and i just replied " I don't drive!!...then she hung up...next time someone calls about an accident im going to say "OH YEAH, GOD AYE!!..its about time you called...it was tragic..full force collision with a massive lorry. I actually died in it, my head and left arm fell off!! i was dead for roughly 2 weeks, then the doctor found a solution.. he glued my arm and head on with PVA glue and ive risen from the dead...and back to full health!!!!!!!