Lemme paint you a picture

It’s 2am. I’ve ordered room service and DoorDash because apparently one meal wasn’t enough for me

I go downstairs to grab my DoorDash, come back up to my floor and see someone walking ahead of me with a room service tray

I’m thinking “haha imagine if that’s for my room”

He stops at my door

So now I’m speed walking behind this guy with a massive bag of food that you can smell from down the hallway 😭

I don’t think I’ve ever looked greedier in my life