When i die, would you at least buy a Ouija board so I don’t have to start making new friends in the afterlife?

How about one of those fancy spirit box things they have nowadays?

I'd need a more obvious sign you are there. Could you make the lights flicker or possess me and make me kill my family or something?

hem. everything tonight is reminding me of vaguely inappropriate songs. are you sure you wouldn't be watersliding right back into the world?