Please settle an argument I had with my date last night. It is not Woman's Day, Ladies Day, Female Day, or Girls Day. It is MOTHER'S Day!

You're forgetting the biggest factor here and it's not that you are right and have vast reams of evidence to call upon to prove it.
You are arguing with a woman.
You can't win Darth.
But this time when you get struck down you won't become powerful, you simply won't visit the cat.