questions to ask if the convo dies
What flavor is your microwave, and does it have any dietary restrictions?
Is your sister a boy, a girl, or secretly an ancient wizard disguised as a tax accountant?
If you could marry a microwave brand, which one would you choose, and what would your wedding vows be?
At precisely what times do you vanish into the ether, and which dimensions of your home are most vulnerable to spontaneous wormholes?
What deep, emotional trauma does your microwave carry, and has it ever confessed its feelings to you?
Is your sister a boy, a girl, or secretly an ancient wizard disguised as a tax accountant?
If you could marry a microwave brand, which one would you choose, and what would your wedding vows be?
At precisely what times do you vanish into the ether, and which dimensions of your home are most vulnerable to spontaneous wormholes?
What deep, emotional trauma does your microwave carry, and has it ever confessed its feelings to you?
