Yeah, you be acting all sexy on here

But you haven't washed today and your body hair is out of control. If you have to take a photo of your junk you'll just dust it off with a wet wipe. You disgust me 🤨

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SW-User

My body is hairless, and I smell like a summer meadow.

Nerd.

Wallflow3r · 26-30, F

I've stocked up on wet wipes, it saves me money on my water bill.

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

Don't be hating... Bit¢h gotta do what a bit¢h gotta do

SW-User

Stop accurately describing me

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

Psh, at least I'm still cute. 😤

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

You have a wet wipe fetish

SW-User

@SkeetSkeet

empanadas · 31-35, M

sexy

why thank you

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