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NerdyPotato · M
That's so kind of you! I hope you weren't planning on going to heaven and taking us with you today though. That's more of a long term plan, right? 🤭
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@NerdyPotato reminds me of the story of the preacher in church:
"you all want to see the lord right?"
Hallelujah
"you want to see Jesus, right?"
Praise the Lord
"let's see a show of hands - who wants to go to heaven"
everybody but one guy raises their hand.
the preacher is confused and says "Brother Smith, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?"
"oh when I DIE??!!! Hell I thought you were getting up a load today. Sure!"
"you all want to see the lord right?"
Hallelujah
"you want to see Jesus, right?"
Praise the Lord
"let's see a show of hands - who wants to go to heaven"
everybody but one guy raises their hand.
the preacher is confused and says "Brother Smith, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?"
"oh when I DIE??!!! Hell I thought you were getting up a load today. Sure!"
Pretzel · 61-69, M
*taps foot while wearing my pink tutu*
Riverman2 · 56-60, M
Refreshing to see someone who openly says that they are "seeking attention". We all need that. Sometimes though we are not so honest and say crazy stuff that attracts the wrong kind of attention.
Hugs to you 🤗
Hugs to you 🤗
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Hello.
Sequoia51 · 70-79, M
Good morning
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
Me..! Me! Seek my attention next! Over here! 🙌😳
Zonuss · 41-45, M
🙂