It never fails

When September hits in the Chicagoland area it is usually beginning to get chilly already.

But the last few years it is different.

But it never fails that one week it is hotter than a witches tit and the next week it is colder than hairy monkey nuts.

I might need to get in the hot shower or I will be on this couch under the blankets all day.

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Carla · 61-69, F

Im on the other side of that lake and have been burning my woodstove for days.

JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F

@Carla i need one of those.

Carla · 61-69, F

@JaggedLittlePill
In my opinion, as heat goes, it is the most warming.
But, when it's cold and there is three feet of new snow, the wood has to come in.
Winter exercise...
Btw...where is that witches tit hot? Because monkey balls cold is looking looking pretty cozy.

JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F

@Carla you know, it sounded good...just go with it. 🤣

Muthafukajones · 46-50, M

Some analogies really make me wonder about your life experiences

JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F

@Muthafukajones I am random. And tend to use things that simply make me laugh and make little sence. They are often phrases someone in my life have said to me.

Except hairy monkey balls. I cannot recall where I picked that up from.