You home-wreckin hoes! 🤨

I know your usernames and I'm coming for you. You think you can just stroke another dog and your pet turtle will not be affected by that? 🤨

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SW-User

I dont stroke, i pat. Turtle soup sounds good 🤔

itsok · 31-35, F

What my turtle doesn’t know won’t hurt it, and you better keep your trap shut if you know what’s good for you 😤

SW-User

@itsok I feel threatened 👀

empanadas · 31-35, M

My shit lately looks like a mutant ninja turtle from eating American cereal.

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