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You can do whatever you want with it, put a diaper on it for all i care :)

Hmmmm...not sure about that...hoping my cyborg will be slightly more intimidating than a diaperbot. Tell you what, if you let me have your fingerprints too, then you've got yourself a deal

Tell you what, take a finger. I hear the sickness benefit is really popping on my side of the world.

Works for me. Over the next few years, each time you start to recover let me know and I'll come take a new piece of you. Eventually my cyborg will be about 80% you from the sounds of it, but with lasers, an ice box, and probably some kind of ketchup dispenser built in. Should be awesome

You must have a knack for escaping prison if thats your plan, im all go for it! just remember my little "press charges" stipulation x

Yeah that's fine. I've seen enough films and TV shows to have a pretty good plan. It'll mostly involve seducing prison guards and then getting a helicopter to fly in. And timing is everything...I'll be doing it on the day the Queen abdicates, so the world is distracted

Smart man, rich man too if youre planning on a helicopter. New plan i quit work you take care of me and ill lure women and kids in for your cyborg parts.

That could work quite nicely. If you're REALLY good at it, we might get enough to make an army

Could train them to fight serial killers and crazy assholes who abduct kids. I mean what a dangerous world we live in, can never be too safe.

It does sound good and all that, but I'm thinking bigger. If we used them to take down most of the world governments, I'm sure we could fix a lot of the problems in one big swoop

Okay okay but can we keep Putin out of it? Hes something of an Idol to me.

It depends. He can have a chance like everyone else in our new gladtorial pits/fight club. I'm sure he'll manage just fine. I get the feeling that dude could rip a bear out of it's own arsehole with his bare hands sometimes

Thats why i love him, hell do fine. So Im guessing we'll be in charge?..since we have gladiator pits can we start something of a battle royale type system ? Im not a big fan of teens.

Yeah for sure. Although not sure about the collars to pop the throats. Maybe just make them all stay on the island indefinitely and keep rolling in a new batch. And in our one we won't make the mistake of giving them weapons or stationing any sort of centre on the island. No risks

NO weapons? what do they attack each other with? Theyll end up chilling out and mating, itll turn into big brother soo fast.

Sorry I wasn't clear enough. There would still be the collars, just not with a time limit. So certain zones still become no-go areas. And if two collars are close to each other for more than say an hour, they both begin to heat up until one goes dead. Don't worry, there won't be peace. And they can kill each other with bare hands, rocks, sticks, whatever they find. We shouldn't make it easy for them! Make them earn their impossible victory