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Hello and Welcome to the Mental Health Hot line.
If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeated.
If you are co dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities press 3 4 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want.
Stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If your delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If your schizophrenic listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive it doesn't matter which numbers you press no one will answer you..
If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeated.
If you are co dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities press 3 4 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want.
Stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If your delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If your schizophrenic listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive it doesn't matter which numbers you press no one will answer you..
