I Have Something to Say

I speak my mind. I say what my followers want to hear. Therefore I should be president. I have no policies but I will make promises based on empty suggestions. I’ll drain the figurative swamp and refill it with creatures from the black lagoon. Vote for me. I only make the best deals. That’s what people say about me all the time, like “you make the best deals”. When I’m elected there is gonna be so much winning. Winning out the wazoo.