Where I live now it’s legal to carry firearms almost anywhere, even into bars, and business owners and other patrons have no choice but to allow it. Whenever I see one of those redneck assholes I want to tell him how impressed with him and his attempt to prove his manhood. Then I want to tell him to do something he’s never done: spit the tobacco in his mouth into the Mountain Dew bottle that’s in his back pocket and then go and brush his tooth.
