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I went mud bogging!
So last year was my first time. One of my best friends (I call her redneck Sally) got married.
Her husband's sister threw them a hoedown reception deep in the country! (that's a whole other story that I must share!) I was warned all week by both of my best friends to dress down (because I am the prissy one of the bunch.)
Her husband got her this contraption to me it looked like a gutted out Jeep with some huge tires I think she called them super swampers or something for a wedding gift and it was loud as heck!
Towards the end of the reception we went to her house and she made me strip out of my clothes and put on these other clothes and she was like put your hair in a ponytail. So we hopped in this thing and she shot off like a rocket. I was scared shitless!!! We were bouncing all over the place. She was like it just rained we got some good holes to hit. 😂😂😂😂
We went into the woods and dead end to a swamp and it was filled with gators. I was so scared but I was trying not to let it show but I was having a panic attack on the inside. The drive and the swamp was too much adrenaline. So we leave there and go DEEPER into the woods and by this time it was getting dusk dark. The brush was high trees touching us overhead and we were riding on what used to be a narrow trail and it was close to a canal 😐. So all of a sudden a huge plop hit me on my shoulder I knew it was a snake so I started screaming and trying to come out of my shirt they fell out laughing saying calm down its only mud!
To make matters worse she come to a clearing explaining to us that they trap gators there and she shuts off the jeep and they decide to take a smoke break in the middle of FREAKING NOWHERE. All I could think about was that blacks be the first to get killed in horror movies! 😂😂😂 So we're making our way back out of the woods mud coming from every angle and the engine started spurting we were giving out of gas. I can only think of a few other times that I've prayed so hard. We laugh and joke about it now but my prayers lead us to a gas pump!
To be honest that was one of the most fun filled days I've ever had. In two weeks we're going back and I can't wait to see what adventure we're about to partake in! My only requests are that her husband joins us and she has a full tank of gas. 😉
So last year was my first time. One of my best friends (I call her redneck Sally) got married.
Her husband's sister threw them a hoedown reception deep in the country! (that's a whole other story that I must share!) I was warned all week by both of my best friends to dress down (because I am the prissy one of the bunch.)
Her husband got her this contraption to me it looked like a gutted out Jeep with some huge tires I think she called them super swampers or something for a wedding gift and it was loud as heck!
Towards the end of the reception we went to her house and she made me strip out of my clothes and put on these other clothes and she was like put your hair in a ponytail. So we hopped in this thing and she shot off like a rocket. I was scared shitless!!! We were bouncing all over the place. She was like it just rained we got some good holes to hit. 😂😂😂😂
We went into the woods and dead end to a swamp and it was filled with gators. I was so scared but I was trying not to let it show but I was having a panic attack on the inside. The drive and the swamp was too much adrenaline. So we leave there and go DEEPER into the woods and by this time it was getting dusk dark. The brush was high trees touching us overhead and we were riding on what used to be a narrow trail and it was close to a canal 😐. So all of a sudden a huge plop hit me on my shoulder I knew it was a snake so I started screaming and trying to come out of my shirt they fell out laughing saying calm down its only mud!
To make matters worse she come to a clearing explaining to us that they trap gators there and she shuts off the jeep and they decide to take a smoke break in the middle of FREAKING NOWHERE. All I could think about was that blacks be the first to get killed in horror movies! 😂😂😂 So we're making our way back out of the woods mud coming from every angle and the engine started spurting we were giving out of gas. I can only think of a few other times that I've prayed so hard. We laugh and joke about it now but my prayers lead us to a gas pump!
To be honest that was one of the most fun filled days I've ever had. In two weeks we're going back and I can't wait to see what adventure we're about to partake in! My only requests are that her husband joins us and she has a full tank of gas. 😉
46-50, F
