I feel bad for tall people, ya'll can't swing your feet when you're bored.

@SomeIrishPerson
Noooo I'm average!!!!!!
@ShepherdBard help me here!!!!

@mindstruggle average elf

@mindstruggle
He cant help you. Only a ladder can help you now

@SomeIrishPerson @ShepherdBard
I summoned the wrong elf. 😒✋

@mindstruggle what was that? I can't hear you well when you're so close to the ground. I'll have to stoop down a bit

@SomeIrishPerson
I'm not short.

@SomeIrishPerson
What evidence? There's no evidence.

@SomeIrishPerson
Pffft as if

@mindstruggle
Okay I'll leave your phone alone but I'll put you on a high shelf.

@SomeIrishPerson
You're short too!

@mindstruggle
Excuse you, miss. I'm 6'1 😌

@SomeIrishPerson
Really?

@mindstruggle
Yes. I'm very proud too. Being 6'1 is my biggest achievement

@SomeIrishPerson
Hmmm yea ok. Good for you. Keep it up. Horray!

@mindstruggle
I want a medal

@SomeIrishPerson
Proud of ya!

@mindstruggle
I'm always so nice to you and this is how you repay me? 😔

@SomeIrishPerson
Nice? Which part? 😒✋

@mindstruggle ALL OF IT. I even tried to accommodate your height deficiency

@SomeIrishPerson
And yet I still wouldn't look up to you.

@mindstruggle just out of stubbornness. You'd need to look up to make eye contact with me 😘