I Have a Question

Guinea pig, because although they're way more likely to get scurvy or have their teeth grow through their jaws (like a rabbit), the hamster isn't allowed in the country here since they tend to be pests (like ferrets, stoats and weasels)

Hamsters are cuter..

There is more meat on a guinea pig

Piggie

grilled or fried?

I like how guinea pigs whistle so if you are getting a pet I would go with a guinea pig. :)