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Hmm, I'd imagine that yelling "arrgh" and waving a sign that says "nothing anal guys" would give them an impression like they're not that welcome on this planet Feet. 😂
Maybe we would be the ones to save mankind from alien enslavement with our pirate talk lol

It seems like these aliens are nudists and they certainly don't know the meaning of privacy,not sure if they would listen to that!🤔 @GoneRogue

Ohhh sorry I'm too dumb to get a hint sometimes. XD

I'm not sure what's happening with degbeme, he's not providing any valuable information about alien women. Lol

I'm sure they'd have studied our language by now, we view aliens as kinda stupid with weird tech, but if they decided to make the effort to come to this dung pile of a planet they must be scientists, and scientists are smart right? They won't care about military data, just how humans work, I'd offer to help them out if they keep me comfortable and provide me with some of their tech to entertain myself xD I'm sure they'd have cool stuff like um...I don't know xD stuff that can change our body and face? idk xD

Your wifes sound super exciting and SEXY Deg lol! I wonder if you would be able to provide a husband for me and my friend Sarah?

Um...hi guys, so...um, how are you finding Earth? PLEASE DON'T PROBE ME I'LL BE YOUR MAID JUST DON'T TOUCH MY BUTT D:

Sarah,you sound like a great pet friend,we should definitely handcuff ourselves haha! I mean I like aliens but it would feel weird being the only human there,maybe I would blend in after a few decades or centuries but that's not the point. It would be cool to have a human with me,to understand my struggles. We could even gossip about who is the hottest alien and stuff like that lol 👌🏻

That can work too xD

But I was just saying I don't swing that way, so to speak ;)

From the look of this picture, I would say that they aren't interested in military data at all, you're right. They probably find our planet to be interesting and us to be interesting pets! Since I'm not a fan of humans,existence of alien race would give my life a whole different meaning lol. I might even beg them to let me go to their planet and I would probably fit in better than I do here xD

Oh well....um...yeah xD


Was she a sexy alien? You only marry the sexy aliens xD

Now that I think about it.. 🤔

This is it, I want to be a pet haha! I mean cats, need I say more? They pretty much act as royalty, we feed them, we love them, take care of them we even enjoy cuddling with them! They hate us but that's not the point lol. The point is that humans would indeed be the perfect pets for aliens. Yay for us Sarah, now we just wait for them to abduct us! 😁

@Originalme Um, husband is the wrong word xD

Damn!! The wifes family found me....

LOL Sarah, why haven't I thought of that? Better being called a traitor than being a lab rat. I would give them pretty much every information I have if that's what's gonna save my ass, literally I mean 😂.
I'm not sure if we would be even able to communicate. Do you speak alien by any chance?

you spelled annual wrong.

Hmm, I'm thinking Dog/Cat would be more fun, active yet I laze around a lot xD Hopefully said aliens look kinda like the ones from Mass Effect xD almost all of them are hot lol xD

Either hot or adorable xD thats what I want from a master (God I have low standards xD )

Meh, Mass Effect has the sexy aliens, if we're talking Star Trek or Star Wars they have the weird ones xD

But yeah, I'd be happy to go nude, it's not like they'd be offended by it, we aren't offended when we look at our pets are we? ;)

I think I want to change my response Sarah hahah! I'm not sure whether I would be terrified or incredibly happy LOL! Maybe I would be terrified because of the butt thing but maybe we could make some compromise or something! XD

Umm..our owner then? XD

@Origionalme Well the way I think of it is, they'll be pretty willing to trade something for information, I'm not sure what I can give though, but hopefully they have some fun machines I would be allowed to use xD

Hahah good thinking! Well I don't know we would probably have different owners or something. These aliens look very unpredictable to me,I don't know what to expect 😂😂

We could handcuff ourselves together or something xD idk try to make them assume we're supposed to be together? I'd rather be a pet with another human at least xD

You wouldn't be excited Corvo? If I were you I would bake them cookies or something just so they don't do any testing on me lol

Sarah Haha,we understand each other xD
Surprisingly I do too when it comes to aliens. Everything that's not human can pass 😂

Yep they are sexy xD
Haha as a pet I wouldn't mind being nude,I mean if fat cats can do it,so can I lol 😂

I'd probably say "c'mon guys, put some clothes on. I don't wanna see that!"

@Queen I'm not sure whether we should trust them lol,they love doing their anal probes. 😂

Very true lol and we'd at least have someone um...compatible with us...for uh..."breeding" xD

@Diyanne That would actually be a great question,but I'm sure they got their ways 👽

It's ok lol xD

I have a hard time explaining it sometimes xD

What if we get abducted together? ;) would we be pets together or...?

Oh my god she mind wiped you xD


Did she at least probe you? xD

@Feet Pretending to be a pirate to scare them away LOL? 😂

what type of aliens are they?
sirians, greys, arcturians

@Deg awesome xD



Wait you married an alien?

"Don't do any anal stuff ok..not in the mood 😤"

@original i just hope they clean it after each use 😰

Hmm, pet does sound like a fun lifestyle, think about it, what pets do we have? Dogs and Cats (Mostly) What do they do? Fuck all xD the most they do is go on walks and I'd say as a pet animal humans are a mix in those behaviours, so we'd have a pretty nice life, well, more or less xD

ah.......um......can`t remember back that far.

I now suffer from CRAFT syndrome. 😉

Yeah [b]C[/b]an`t [b]R[/b]emember [b]A[/b] [b]F[/b]ucking [b]T[/b]hing

[i]If you touch my rear, I'll stab you...[/i]

Definitely would be "damn you ugly"

Craft syndrome? xD

i need a haircut

There are times...... :p

probably "what the f..."

[i][c=#7700B2]How did u get in!![/c][/i] 👽

I get it now xD