Father2 · 61-69, M
I believe they are all still in recovery from having their hips replaced.
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@Father2 Turns out being hip has a shelf life.
WormMan · 56-60, M
They finally had to get lenses in their glasses
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@WormMan Ahhh, so they finally could see what that handle bar moustache looks like and went into hiding.
rebelsoul · M
I am still alive and kicking
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@rebelsoul man bun and skinny jeans and all? They do still exist!
rebelsoul · M
@BlameBrett Indeed
SpectralMourning · 46-50, M
They're all hiding in a California compound. Grooming each other's manbuns and beards. Growing their own avocados and baking their own bread for avocado toast. Dressed in flannel and hoarding all the world's airsoft for their eventual final conquest.
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BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@SpectralMourning haven’t had it yet. Need to name my sourdough ball before I can make the toast to spread avacado’s I grew. In Canada. Canadian avocados are a thing.
SpectralMourning · 46-50, M
@BlameBrett What’s unique about the Canadian avocado? Is it different?
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@SpectralMourning Yes a bit different. They’re cold weather resistant and grow in a mixture of maple syrup and passive aggression. I hand pollinate them with a tiny hockey stick. What’s most unique about them is they only exist in my mind, please don’t tell anyone about them. I’d like to keep the government out of it. Not psychotic.
There busy getting new hips 💁♂😅
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@Iknowyourouttheresomewhere I knew the skinny jeans would have consequences.
val70 · 56-60
Into surgery.
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@val70 beard transplant?
val70 · 56-60
@BlameBrett I'd personally transplant those filthy beards.
GoFish ·
to the mall?
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@GoFish Lol , maybe. No one goes to the mall these days so it would make sense that’s where they’d be hanging.
GoFish ·
@BlameBrett lol
Keeper · M
Ran outta cardigans & walkmans
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@Keeper So they’re just out there cold and musicless somewhere, poor hipsters.
ElyssTTTrucks · 100+, M
They got lost in an astral plane time warp and are presently serving as food for reptilians and archons.
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@ElyssTTTrucks I bet even with all that going on, they’re still complaining about the price of oat milk.
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
They disappeared before it was cool 😎
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@WaryWitchWandering that’s so like them to do.
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@BlameBrett totally!
Drowned in the great pomade flood of 2016.. it was terrible! Not even their smartly folded pant legs could save them, it was such a tragedyyyyy😩 Dammit, who is going to expertly wax their moustaches now so magnificently!?
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@DancingStarGoddess Nooooo! And now who will explain to us that vinyl sounds better on vinyl?
They never really existed
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@EldritchFox Next you’ll tell me the Easter bunny wasn’t real.
@BlameBrett I hate to break it to you...
Mrnotsonew · 100+, M
We got old I guess. Lol
Mrnotsonew · 100+, M
@BlameBrett I can still be ironic about stuff.
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@Mrnotsonew so hipster of you.
Mrnotsonew · 100+, M
@BlameBrett I know. I still have a few left in me.
WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M
There was an interdimensional rift known as the Hipster Event because they were all sucked inside it.
WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M
@BlameBrett Yes. If pictures keep you coming, I'll take some of the snowmen the neighborhood kids make. I need people on here I vibe with.
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@WanderingHelplessly ahhhh thanks : ) so far I’m liking it here. I should be around for the pics! I’ll be expecting the snow man pics. When I finally get around to raking up the leaves I’ll send you a pick of the leaf pile lol.
WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M
@BlameBrett Awesome and I'll be sad I can not jump in it.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
🤔... I dunno... To the mainstream?
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@Sidewinder The mainstream?! What a tragic ending.










